tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.comments2009-08-15T23:27:36.463-07:00insufficient focusmehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044554135043380416noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-12831049477345454832009-08-15T23:27:36.463-07:002009-08-15T23:27:36.463-07:00oh cool, thanks for the link - I updated it over o...oh cool, thanks for the link - I updated it over on the new (and improved?) blog - http://girlvaughn.com/2009/08/15/dare-you-and-by-you-i-mean-me/<br /><br />I need to do them in order, because I'm crazy like that. I was gonna try and do 1 per week. Fingers crossed!mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044554135043380416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-43615397829045351792009-08-15T21:36:18.491-07:002009-08-15T21:36:18.491-07:00It was me! I got, like, five in and got distracted...It was me! I got, like, five in and got distracted. Wanna do it together? I'll start over.<br /><br />Link here:<br />http://dashislittle.blogspot.com/2008/06/25-days-8.htmlLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972171018457712109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-37846089339483388012009-08-13T20:15:14.214-07:002009-08-13T20:15:14.214-07:00You have the best tags on internet.You have the best tags on internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-51901491876169736942009-08-13T08:59:05.251-07:002009-08-13T08:59:05.251-07:00When I was pregnant I refused to wear red underwea...When I was pregnant I refused to wear red underwear (and for some reason I have, like 6 pairs--cotton, not sexy) because I was certain that my uterus would see the red underwear, think I was already bleeding and expel the baby. Made perfect sense. I still hesitate to wear them to this day.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972171018457712109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-82268949823627808562009-08-13T07:52:11.026-07:002009-08-13T07:52:11.026-07:00Who is the crazy one? I just nodded in agreement...Who is the crazy one? I just nodded in agreement while reading your entire post. Yep, I say. Sounds like it was the Jiffy Lube to me. :) I totally have these superstitions too. My husband loves me anyway, despite my insanity. Sorry to hear about the miscarriage. Terrible. Effing Jiffy Lube.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-50053963062323755402009-08-05T21:12:30.108-07:002009-08-05T21:12:30.108-07:00Dying laughing at, "Hey bitch, you missed a c...Dying laughing at, "Hey bitch, you missed a comma." I published a post yesterday and today found two spelling errors so bush league I was praying no one had really read it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-60304660081698404342009-07-31T21:26:25.327-07:002009-07-31T21:26:25.327-07:00cereal is the best!
can boyvaughn make a killer b...cereal is the best!<br /><br />can boyvaughn make a killer bowl of cereal?awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-18183543249580558632009-07-29T13:48:04.861-07:002009-07-29T13:48:04.861-07:00just go see it.just go see it.mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044554135043380416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-46030273103540485202009-07-29T13:10:40.410-07:002009-07-29T13:10:40.410-07:00huh?huh?awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-69363536381312560322009-07-27T21:29:40.686-07:002009-07-27T21:29:40.686-07:00oh, there is this asshole by my area that sneezes ...oh, there is this asshole by my area that sneezes really loud. <br /><br />and i am not talking about "AHH! CHUU!"<br /><br />...i am talking about "AHH! I AM SNEEZING IN HOPES TO ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND ME WHILST SPREADING DISEASE AND GET ATTENTION FROM MY CO-WORKERS SO THEY WILL SAY BLESS YOU CHUU!!"<br /><br />so my reply, instead of "bless you" or "gesundheit", is "COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH!, and i yell it as loud as he sneezes not sure if is is to yell out "cover you fuckin mouth' without HR getting all over me...meanwhile fuckface over there is spreading disease.awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-88393483817846072692009-07-27T20:56:35.347-07:002009-07-27T20:56:35.347-07:00someone from marketing?
did you actually type &...someone from marketing? <br /><br />did you actually type "SHUT UP" 310 times...or did you do the copy/paste thing?awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-46339032227812024932009-07-27T07:59:39.929-07:002009-07-27T07:59:39.929-07:00the 'general rule' is four fonts maximum p...the 'general rule' is four fonts maximum per document.<br /><br />-title/header<br />-main body<br />-call outs<br />-other info/fine print<br /><br />you could have a logo, too. but, that is more of an image.awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-3231427668688246612009-07-20T20:02:54.956-07:002009-07-20T20:02:54.956-07:00OH! I actually didn't buy the shirt, someone e...OH! I actually didn't buy the shirt, someone else in our group did - and they have lots of cute ones at the stand and on the Etsy sitemehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044554135043380416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-66524904757549189322009-07-20T20:00:25.762-07:002009-07-20T20:00:25.762-07:00will you be wearing the shirt tomorrow?will you be wearing the shirt tomorrow?awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-2832459221677353542009-07-17T13:54:23.847-07:002009-07-17T13:54:23.847-07:00here, you should read this:
http://awildermode.bl...here, you should read this:<br /><br />http://awildermode.blogspot.com/2009/02/spellen-and-gramer-lesin.html<br /><br />enjoy<br /><br />oh, you forgot to type "you" in <i>HEY DUMBSHIT WHY DON'T <b>YOU</b> TRY PROOF READING FOR A CHANGE.</i>awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-1573991478316591712009-07-17T13:47:02.702-07:002009-07-17T13:47:02.702-07:00at first i thought you meant Balsille Day. as in ...at first i thought you meant Balsille Day. as in Jim Balsillie the Blackberry CEO guy.awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-84200011928644786452009-07-15T22:16:15.278-07:002009-07-15T22:16:15.278-07:00I don't know, I kind of like this idea of a ri...I don't know, I kind of like this idea of a river of Rocky Road ice cream! But I'm with you on opposing dolphin rape. Allow me to recommend my favorite blog on these here internets: http://mimismartypants.com/myra-leehttp://myra-lee.diaryland.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-75473032427233468402009-07-14T23:22:23.216-07:002009-07-14T23:22:23.216-07:00"any type of sexual act in order to fulfill s..."any type of sexual act in order to fulfill some teaching or favor"... Shit. I think I'm a cult.Vidaliahttp://www.neuticles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-1053513971593520362009-07-12T16:47:24.139-07:002009-07-12T16:47:24.139-07:00my goal, before the end of the year, is to meet Gu...my goal, before the end of the year, is to meet Guy.<br /><br />...or next year is fine, too...whenever.awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-91859109032680419122009-07-10T18:08:23.992-07:002009-07-10T18:08:23.992-07:00Agreed. All the fanfare over his death is outta co...Agreed. All the fanfare over his death is outta control. And don't even get me started on that absurd memorial service - what a bunch of shit.Kiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663667333580718331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-46561795203734553432009-07-10T08:36:25.556-07:002009-07-10T08:36:25.556-07:00oh! 3 comments!! I have never gotten 3 comments be...oh! 3 comments!! I have never gotten 3 comments before.. I'm moving up in the world! <br /><br />I THINK Dash is technically too young to be an asshole. And I don't think parents become assholes for having a smelly kid who doesn't shower until the kid is like 11. I mean we've never given our cats a bath and it's been like NINE YEARS! If I had a kid I would expect the cats to groom himher.<br /><br />You guys can blogsquat alll day long...mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044554135043380416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-10192567463293108272009-07-09T22:42:59.556-07:002009-07-09T22:42:59.556-07:00I know this isn't a message board (sorry Cindy...I know this isn't a message board (sorry Cindy, but at least you know I'm paying attention!), but Dash knows how to turn the bath on and off, so he really has no excuse.jengelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09623942609658935187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-55736403551555174102009-07-09T22:10:34.449-07:002009-07-09T22:10:34.449-07:00a. Dash only bathes every other day. But it's ...a. Dash only bathes every other day. But it's not his fault, it's because his parents are lazy pieces of shit. Will you still love him? On the days he doesn't shower he just smells like sunscreen from the day before, which is actually pretty nice. So, you know, don't ostracize. Him or his deadbeat parents.<br /><br />2. I used to skip, like, two or three showers a week. It was pretty bad. But you know how they say when you have a kid you never get to shower? Opposite! It was my only escape. I showered my ass off for the first year! Now I absolutely must shower every day. So I'm not an asshole.<br /><br />iii. Except for the fact that I write entire blog posts in your comments. I'm a blog squatter.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972171018457712109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-33112794171114005262009-07-09T21:16:50.136-07:002009-07-09T21:16:50.136-07:00great tips, but assholes would not follow these ru...great tips, but assholes would not follow these rules. that is why they are assholes.awildermodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674503785441637778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6577399248289823184.post-45977313624174081312009-07-07T20:26:09.400-07:002009-07-07T20:26:09.400-07:00couldn't agree morecouldn't agree moreKevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00792322428625609932noreply@blogger.com