SHUT UP
My dinner partner isn't here yet so I have a long night ahead of me listening to her say "KAY SUH DE YUH"
"GWAK UH MOE LAY"
Fuck me. Another margarita please NOW.
Quote of the year
from moby's 11/14 facebook blog
Yay for cookies
taunting me. I wonder if Guy will make this for dinner?
Writing Class, Fail.
I do need to find some motivation though. It's hard - I've been busy. Busy sitting on the couch watching the election results. Busy syncing my Zune. Busy hosting Halloween game nights. Busy dealing with majorfuckingdrama at work. Busy thinking about what other classes I can sign up and not finish (sewing I believe could be next on that list, possibly followed by photography at Samys, and then maybe knitting just to really waste a good hundred bucks.) Maybe if you are reading this you can volunteer to send me writing challenges. That would be fun. For you.
ok, gotta go get busy on my laundry. Fold fold fold.
Music
Since I was ridiculed many years for only putting 1 album on my "top 10" list I have not made another list. I felt totally justified in proclaiming that Sophtware Slump was so good that it woulda been THAT much better than whatever I could have made 2 - 10. I felt it was a strong statement. Other people, my husband, didn't agree. So whatever. I figure no one gives a shit what is on someone else's top 10, they just want a reason to tell you what's on theirs. The only reason I ever look at someone's list is to make judgements (come on, we're being honest right?) and (less likely) look for new music. If I see something on a lot of lists I may seek it out...
but today as I was rocking out in the car, I figured that since I have a whole tag for "lists" I should use it! And if I make an evolving top 10 list during the year come January I won't have to struggle to remember what I liked and I will already have my list so that you can judge me.
here it is... (I think I was just inspired to make another list; reasons why I have comments disabled)
in alphabetical order by the second letter in the first word:
Jay Reatard, Matador Singles '08
Kanye West, Graduation… it came out in 07, but whatev. I’m lovin it in 08.
The Black Keys, Attack & Release
Gossip, Live in Liverpool
The Kills, Midnight Boom
Times New Viking, Rip It Off
King Khan and The Shrines, The Supreme Genius…
Gnarls Barkley, The Odd Couple
Mudhoney, The Lucky Ones
newest addition in bold
huh, couldn't come up with 10. I'm sure I forgot some. Don't hate. It's my list. You don't have to listen.
the list will evolve assuming something else I like comes out this year, updates in bold. I have high expectations for the
I accidentally just broke a girl's heart
Hi, uhh, this is ______, and I am calling from, uhh, Califo, California and I am looking for, uhhh, Guy Vaughn. It's not, uhh, anything, I , uhhh, just, uhh, am looking for my father who's named Guy Vaughn....
at that point I was so startled but I didn't want the poor girl to go on wondering so I just answered and said "Hi, uhh, Guy Vaughn lives here but he's not your father" - man - HARSH. I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just so fucking surprised. She was clearly disappointed and uncomfortable and I said "I'm sorry" and she said "It's ok" and hung up. I wanted to call her back and apologize and tell her that I've looked up my father and mother too and thought about calling them. I wanted to tell her how courageous I thought she was and good luck with her search. I felt terrible.
But then...
I wondered, man - what if it IS Guy? can you imagine. She sounded sorta young... like coulda been in her teens. Maybe I should have him call her? omg. can you imagine. A search on white pages.com brings up 6 Guy Vaughn's in California, but our phone number isn't listed. Did she PAY to find it? Wow... I am totally not going to be able to sleep tonight. Can we really just assume he isn't her father??? you just never really know right?? can you imagine.
Of course, Guy is out of town so I am processing all of this on my own. Calling him. Hold on. Ok, not sure where he is, so I am just going to keep assuming he needs to call her and figure all this out.
oh shit, I think I just found her on Facebook.
Fuck it, I'm calling her
She was really nice. It's not Guy Guy.... hope she finds what she is looking for. good grief. I need a drink and to go to bed.
I need a new nail salon
In the 25 minutes I was there I had to say:
No, I don't want a 10 minute shoulder massage
No, I don't want extra buff
No, I don't need extra hand massage
No, I don't need extra foot massage
No, I don't want hand paraffin
No, I don't want foot paraffin
No, I do not like all this upsell bullshit
Yes, I am sure.
Looking for recommendations close to home to have one.
Writing Class, lesson one
ANYWAY - I figured since I was asked twice about why I haven't been posting (am totally feeling the love btw - thanks bitches!) that I would go ahead and post my writings from the lessons. I hope to continue this but I reserve the right to get lazy and not post, be a total flake and not post or think the assignment was lame or required some personal information or experiences that I don't want to share, and not post.
Lesson 01
Go to Discussion Area 1 and introduce yourself by writing a paragraph that tells us:
Something about you.
What you hope to get out of the Beginning Writer's Workshop.
(yeh - not very demanding, I know - but it's lesson 01 - what do you want? btw you should see some of the frightening replies. here I go judging again. bad cindy)
hello.
by: Cindy
Hi everyone… I am 35 and have a great husband, some pets and an awesome job. My awesome job consumes most of my time and all of my energy. I love to write but many years ago had a terrible experience with an ex-boyfriend reading my journal which contained some seriously personal thoughts and things that could have been very hurtful to people if he chose to share what he read. I signed up for this class hoping to find some motivation and start writing again. I also have absolutely no focus and am very easily distracted – I walked away from this 3 times, went to check my email twice and sent two IM's – so I guess I am also hoping to find some focus through motivation. I also love run on sentences and writing in all lower case, but those are mostly because I am lazy. Oh yeh – I am also lazy. Lesson 1 – check!
side note, i just decided that all blogs should be called blahgs. as in blah blah blah...
At the end of the blog...
I have some others that really get under my skin and annoy the shit out of me, usually when I am sitting in a meeting listening to people who like to hear themselves talk.
- get under my skin
- look at something "holistically"
- at the eleventh hour
- FRANKLY (that one usually gets said with a snippy tone or elevated voice
- ANYthing sports related. We're not a football team for fuck's sake
- once in a blue moon
whatever.
Guest Blog - Sometimes I wonder...
by Anonymous Blonde
Sometimes I wonder...
Why is it so hard for the women [at Mattel] to flush the toilet. I wait to see if floaties come back up don’t you? It's the polite thing to do.
Why do they put such a huge roll of toilet paper on that wheel anyway? Don’t they know it wont spin and you fight to tear off one sheet at a time for like half an hour?
A bathroom experience really shouldn’t be that frustrating. I'm just sayin.
Nick Cave news. omg. omg. omg
So to recap the awesomeness that Nick fans have to look forward to in the coming year:
1) The Road w Nick score source
2) Reissues - make that Deluxe Reissues! says who?
3) A new book! Now I just need to finally finish the last one! If it's on the internet in Canada it must be true
yay. I win.
Sailors are the new pirates.
- No offense to actual sailors, I love boats.
Baby Steps
I actually started writing this two weeks and was hoping to come up with some more, but I've never been won those people with "goals" - like I said, baby steps.
Before Dec 31 2008
Finish the living room art project
Go to the gym for 11 straight days
Go 3 weeks without coffee (hah! only 4 more days and I am there!)
Maintain or improve my current weight. (ok, obs I want that number to be lower. baby steps)
Before Sep 28 2009
Find an awesome Los Angeles TShirt or Print
Get a new tattoo
Before I die
Have some will power and say no to things that I know are bad for me
Stop multitasking and just do things one at a time
Day 7
The headache is gone! Yay! AND I have tons of energy. Unfortunately Guy is also gone so I'm basically bouncing off the walls and needing to figure out what I can do with all this energy!
Yesterday was the hardest day of the detox, went to a kiddie birthday party where there was a ton of tasty food (so I was told) icey cold beers (it was HOT) and cake! I did good though, I had a piece of chicken that I am pretty sure was "safe" and stayed away from everything else. I'm actually pretty shocked that I've been able to stick with it, wonder what's gunna happen in 2 weeks when I'm done. Oh I've lost 7 lbs. So there.
Bounce bounce.
Day 4
Headache.
(Day 5 has started much better)
Day 2
Today was not an easy day. The Headache set it around 10:30, 11-ish. The insanity that is my Inbox was also out.of.fucking.control and it just made for a rough day. I really need to be drinking more water. I want a cup of coffee so so bad I can hardly stand it. I think approaching this whole “detox” thing as a challenge to myself was totally the way to go. Only 19 days left. (and really, I’m not going the whole 21 days because we’re going camping the last 3 days of it, but I don’t need to admit right now that I am already giving up, do I? no.)
THE Drink
Banana
Almonds
Salmon
Steamed veggies (the worst steamed veggies EVER btw – do not, I repeat, do not get the steamed veggies from the El Segundo Whole Foods. Terrible)
Brown rice
Strawberrries
Nectarine
Chicken breast
Lettuce and cucumbers
Sliced turkey
I’ve been in bed since 7:15. It’s 7:55 and really just want to go to sleep.
AND I was just reading another random blog and it was all about how the author isn’t going to be so negative or judgmental and is going to try and focus on the positive things in life. At least I think that’s what it is about, I didn’t actually read it.
Can’t believe it’s only day 2. Feels like a week.
Day 1
Day 1, no major mishaps and everything seemed to go smooooooth. I was reminded by the evil* Dr Patrick that chili – even vegan chili – is made with tomatoes. DAMNIT! Oh well. There’s always tomorrow. Totally felt really good today, tomorrow the headache is going to set it for a couple of days I would imagine and I need to stock up on more snacks because I was reminded today by Tina that I need to “keep my mouth busy” (huh huh) so that I don’t crave sweets.
The Drink
Banana
Strawberries
Carrots
Chili
Salad
Almonds
Grapes
Salmon
Red Potatoes
Green tea
Water (not nearly enough water)
*Dr. Patrick is not evil.
Day 0
Tomorrow I start a detox thingy that is GOING to last 3-weeks (or 21 days, or 504 hours, or 30,240 minutes, or if you like really unachievable goals it’s 1,814,400 seconds – I do love the internet). I say GOING to last because damnit I am totally going to get through this. In the grand scheme of life 3 weeks is soooo nothing. It’s going to be tough – no caffeine, sugar, wheat… it’s really just a super healthy way of eating that I should be doing anyway along with some probably really nasty tasting drink that has all of the vitamins I am not getting because all I ever eat is coffee, sugar and wheat. (yes, I consider coffee a food). Hmmph.
In the spirit of a good kick-off I HAD to go out with a bang, so today I had a huge coffee along with a donut and then a very small serving of a very salty chinese fast food dish accompanied by a super tasty carbonated and caffeinated soda. I think we’re having skirt steak for dinner along with some yummy wine and finishing up with some dark chocolate. So basically, every single thing I have eaten today will be off limits for the next almost two million seconds. Easy! Right.
A quick list of things in my diet that I can’t eat:
Coffee
Red Meat (only during week 2 do I have to stop all meats)
Tomatoes
Pasta
Eggs, dairy
Chocolate
Things with added Sugars. Bah.
Piece of (sugar-free) cake!
oy, I just realized Guy is going to be out of town for most of week 2, really smart planning on his part. I'll have to work extra hard to find things I like and can prepare myself that aren't frozen mac and cheese dinners!
If it's September we're going to Pomona!
A lot on Eva's mind
Eva is wondering when the last time there was 8+ scoreless innings on Colorado and why all of the televised football games are games she doesn't care to watch. Oh, she's also curious about when she's going to be introduced on Boris and Caesar's blog.
Thursday morning thoughts
2) I have a headache.
3) I'm listening to the Mattel webcast about the new safety standards -- it's exciting stuff really. They just said that if you don't work for Mattel or haven't been invited you should log off or leave the room because the presentation is privileged.. I dunno, that made me laugh. Altho it is kind of fancy that we webcast.
4) I really don't "Love Lucy" - If I explain this comment I will have to kill you. See point 3.
5) Man, it is really not easy to make a toy. We do have cookie socials and half-day Fridays but fucking hell, they get earned.
Suffering through the first hour of the MTV VMAs
WAIT, is that a White Stripes song? wtf.
She is just not a good performer.
This song sucks.
Those are totally courtesy applause.
Oh good, she’s gonna come back later.
Russell Brand is totally reading, he shoulda memorized.
I am totally not on board with the new set up – the room is too small, you can see backstage, the logos are out of scale to the small room, the cameras are too close.
Jamie Foxx says “Wake Up!”. And I say How?
Jamie Foxx says “Give it up for Rihanna and that outfit” – he must like thighs.
PREDICTION: Oh, Katy Perry is totally gonna win.
ACTUAL: Britney
Why would you put the camera on someone who is about to be told to leave their seats?
Britney believes in God?
Holy shit – this show is sucking ass.
Football score check: commercial
There is a commercial on about 18-25 year old voters and how they are under represented, I should not be watching this
Umm, except Demi Moore just came onstage, and she’s old.
Good Christ, why would you let her walk onstage without a mic?
Paying the bills: Chris Brown just won, but he didn’t specifically thank Guy, or anyone else.
I wonder why the speeches are so short and how they can do that for other shows
Why the fuck is Russell Brand talking so fast?
The Jonas Brothers playing on a fake stoop? WHAT THE FUCK.
I wonder if they provided all that neon to the kids or if those kids actually own that shit
Whoever the hell is singing Like A Virgin has a terrible voice and camel toe
Football score check: Chi 7 – Ind 6
Oh – Kaba Modern and Fanny Pak are doing a dance off! That should be pretty sweet
Oh I guess that was Katy Perry. She needs better shorts and a voice coach
I am literally becoming angry watching this terrible show.
Oh huh, here’s Michael Phelps. He’s totally over exposed
Leona Lewis shoulda been singing earlier, she has a nice voice and no camel toe
Bleeping bad words in songs does not make for good tv
I think the small room is really making this show bad.
Lindsey needs a bra and to learn how to read
Wait – they aren’t gonna show the dance battle?? Damnit.
Best Dancing in a Video
PREDICTION: Pussycat Dolls
ACTUAL: Pussycat Dolls.
There is a lot of God thanking tonight
Football score check: Chi 12 – Ind 6
Commercial: When did Ballys become Bally?
I think I have figured out that MTV is intentionally making this show bad, it’s the train wreck factor, they know I can’t change the channel because I need to see what is next.
I do not know who Paramore is
More neon
I am not missing anything by not knowing who Paramore is
Time for dinner! Yum!
Playlist, Shuffle all, from Chicago to LA
The Buzzcocks - Oh Shit
(Huh, maybe not a great song for a flight. Man it's loud at this seat. I need better headphones)
Holly Golightly - So Far Up There
The Flaming Lips - Superhumans
(Why does it smell like dog food on this plane?)
The Rolling Stones - Lies
The Flaming Lips - The Yeah...song
(Srsly, already with another FLips song)
AC/DC - Girls Got Rhythm
The War on Drugs - Coast Reprise
Thee Headcoats - Beach Bums Must Die
Pixies - No. 13 Baby
Mercury Rev - Hudson Lines
Dengue Fever - Laugh Track
Dead Kennedys - Saturday Night Holocaust
!!! - Infinifold
Swans - We'll Fall Apart
Outkast - Speakerboxx: War
BRMC - Heart + Soul
Queens of the Stone Age - Tension Head
Reatards - Make It Fit
Groove Armada - Madder
(The movie they are showing is Speed Racer, not a good movie and a really bad movie on a 13" screen where you can't appreciate the colors)
KMFDM - Achtung!
Reatards - I Want Sex
(Repeats so far, Flaming Lips, Reatards. Not too bad- Dirtbombs is probably coming up)
I shit you not, I did not make this up:
The Dirtbombs - Fire in the Western World
The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew
Swans - Failure
Stereophonics - Just Looking
Jeremy Jay - A Place Where We Could Go
MC5 - Miss X
Holly Golightly - Lifering
(Um, ok big, hairy guy is totally infringing on my space.)
Bongwater - Great Radio
Holly Golightly - Too Late Now
Patsy Cline - Faded Love
T.Rex - The Motivator
AC/DC - Walk All Over You
I'm gonna read now.
I'm back
Mudhoney - This Gift
(Man, my back is killing me, big hairy arm guy is all up in my space and it's making me sit all funky)
(They are passing out water, I recently read that airplane water is some funky recycled nonsense, gross-and they're just pouring it into people's existing cups, rim of the water bottle picking up airplane mouth nastiness from the cup rims! Yuck)
Au Revoir Simone - Fallen Snow
The Who - Guitar and Pen
Jeremy Jay - Lunar Camel
The White Stripes - Go
(Ok so it's 1:08 pacific time, I thought Guy said I got in at 3 but that just can't be - 2 more hours on this plane, fuuuuuuuuck, my itinerary is in the overhead, sometimes being trapped in the window seat sucks, maybe I should start sitting in aisle seats)
Spiritualized - Good Night Goodnight
Bratmobile - Some Special
68 Comeback - Little Pig
David Bowie - It Ain't Easy
The Gories - Telepathic
Gonna read some, totally bored.
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Home now.
Proof reading did not happen.
Me being me
Hot Wheels Road Trip - Detroit Stop, part 2 - BBQ!
Here is a link to some pics from the evening. http://picasaweb.google.com/cindymvaughn/HotWheelsRoadTripDetroitStopBBQ
Hot Wheels Road Trip - Detroit Stop
We're heading out to dinner now, Collector Joe is hosting a BBQ. I'm thinking there is going to be some TASTY food there!
yay.
Hot Wheels Employee Picnic and Road Trip kick off
Hot Wheels Road Trip night 1!
today was a travel day, - we had a lot of luck with the flights being on time! Only on the one hour ride from Chicago to Detroit did I have to deal with OUT OF CONTROL children and hairy-arm guy... Got to the hotel and went out for dinner - a lot of places are closed on Sundays here so we ended up Chelio's - Chris Chelios' Chili place. Food was ok... nothing great. mmm fried chicken. it was sweet!?!


The girls talking about techonology

He's not amused with me.

I am totally amused with me.


Just landed
Shuffle All playlist on flight 106
Jane's Addiction - Had a Dad
Mazzy Star - Free
(Went on a date with a guy once who claimed this album was written about him, and when I said "Get out" in my best Elaine/Seinfeld voice he said "if I were Johnny Depp you would believe me" - A) I wasn't doubting you and B) yeh - duh. First and last date. He made jewelry. He had two dining room chairs in his living room because he thought if he had a couch it would make him lazy and he didn't want to be discouraged from going out every night. Clearly he was not the right guy for me.
Gossip - Yesterday's News
(man, I love this live record - I love the line that says "if she asks I'm doin' fine" - her voice sounds awesome right there and sarcasm always gets me right in the place that my heart would be if I had one.
Tindersticks - Jism
(I wonder when their new cd is coming out domestically, I should just order the import)
Bad Brains - Attitude
The Dirtbombs - Race to the Bottom
(I GUARANTEE you this will not be the last time that The Dirtbombs come up, my player loooooooves to play the Dirtbombs. This song is like 8 minutes long, to that I say OH HELL NO, forwarding)
Soulsavers - Untitled (Instrumental)
(sounds like something Guy recorded, that's a compliment btw)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Lay Me Low
(mmmm, Nick + Hollywood Bowl = fuck yeh!)
(Just glanced at the movie playing, I think Debra Messing just was on screen - figures - wasn't I just talking about how I really didn't care for her?)
"If you wanna be my friend and you wanna repent...and you want it all to end and you wanna know when... Make a stand, take my hand...they'll interview my teachers who'll say I was one of God's sorrier creatures" Ahhhh Nick. So good.
Earlimart - Lazy Feet 23
(yeh a fine song but a really poor follow-up to Lay Me Low, and I never noticed they sounded so much like Elliott Smith.)
The Smiths - Hand in Glove
(My back hurts in these seats)
The Who - Love is Coming Down
(2nd Who song of the flight, I really wish Shuffle All meant shuffle ALL)
Buzzcocks - Lipstick
The Notorius B.I.G. - Just Playing (Dreams)
Beatles - Fixing a Hole
(I don't care what anyone says The BeeGees Sgt Pepper movie was AWESOME and this is my favorite Beatles album, comments are disabled for a reason, suck it.)
(Uh I just figured out my headphones weren't plugged in all the way, it sounds so much better now!)
A Tribe Called Quest - Sucka N***A
(is that how the song is listed on the album or just in the Zune? I can't remember.)
(Man something has to give - I've got my sweatshirt, the Zune, a book and a Magazine on my lap - I need a better plan for my seat situation)
Crawdaddys - You Can't Judge a Book.....
KMFDM - Virus (Dub)
(KMFDM has been getting me through some hard days at work lately)
The Black Keys - Yearnin'
Mary's Danish - Venus Loves Leaonard
Swans - Trust Me
The Smiths - The Headmaster Ritual
(Seriously, there are literally hundredes of other artists that could've been played between the 2 Smiths songs - Dirtbombs is probably next)
Thee Headcoats - Pldophile
Magnetic Fields - Xavier Says
Arab Strap- The Week Never Starts Around Here
(I'm totally about to eat a salad I got at Wolfgang Pucks ToGo- chinese chicken salad, my seatmates are going to hate the smell. Sorry seatmates!)
Lost Sounds - Don't Ask Why
The Dirtbombs - Correspondence
(Bah)
Reatards - Memphis Blues
Barry Adamson - The Snowball Effect
The Gories - He's Doin It
I guess it's Mick Collins that the Zune likes, not just the Dirtbombs.
(Done with the salad-first few bites were tasty but it was all down hill after that)
Black Hollies - That Little Girl
Elton John - Social Disease
Jane's Addiction - Three Days (the realllllly long version)
(I think I just found a typ-o in the 9/1 issue of Sports Illustrated, page 32)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Ain't Gonna Rain Anymore
(I always wanted a line like "once there came a storm in the form of a girl" to be written about me)
Misfits - Skulls
Swans - The Child's Right
Swans - Song for the Sun
(Seriously, 3 Swans songs and 2 in a row! Wtf. Was Mick Collins in the Swans??)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds -Midnight Man
Oh- descending! Electronics away!
Landed, taxi-ing, not spell checking, posting
Countdown to Road Trip
Leaving with SASTC in a few days for Detroit and then driving to NY. It's all work but I think we'll have a good time... Especially on the drive to NY, it will only take a few hours but I have high expectations for those hours - I should go online and see if there is anything we can stop and be goofy at - like world's biggest cupcake display or something. BETTER YET! You should look it up for me and let me know!
[note to self - print itinerary and directions to all stops!]
So much to do before we leave, feeling a little overwhelmed. Saturday's plans got postponed which is probably a good thing.
Cause I like to make lists:
Pedicure - nope. no time. it's ok though. It was a nice to have, not a have to have
Pictionary
Not stress - minor success.
Play with new kitten - ongoing
Play with old cats - boring
Quality time with husband. - not enough!
Set DVR (living room) and TiVo (bedroom) for all the new shows that will start next week (yes, I do it in both rooms. I like options)
Update the Zune (that damn software crashes my computer)
Email this list to my phone so that I can have it on me!
Once we get there:
Yell at JB from BS on behalf of HW.
Baseball game with the Mulligans - Tigers v Angels - GO TIGERS!
Look for world's biggest cupcake display
Wine taste
Time with boss, friends and others at the HW event.
Meet MM's dad MM.
work. hmmph.
Post lots of pics to blog and FB. I can never decide which to send where...
Time for
is 50% humidity high and other randomness___
It makes me want to pack three outfits per day. The flaw in that scenario is that I am refusing to check a bag for this trip. Now, if you've ever gone anywhere further than Pomona with me you know what a true challenge this is going to be. I have what I consider to be my minimum amount of clothes ready for the suitcase and after dinner I will try to shove it all in. Plus I have my backpack (with laptop, book, etc) AND I have my purse with a camera, a Zune, two BlackBerry's (don't hate) and a wallet. I will do this. I am totally, completely confident that this will happen. I even researched the most efficient packing methods and will probably be up until dawn trying them all out.
We're going to have sushi right now. yum. Except I am kind of craving mexican food. But I've been cryin' for weeks about how I had to have sushi. Sushi is totally the right choice. Especially since the chiro is making me keep a food diary (and by making me, I mean he suggested it).
Oh and (of course) Guy is good at Pictionary. It's been proven with two different partners now. I'm not sooo bad at guessing but I am terrible at drawing. Last night I got "cheese grater" and after the minute was up and I told my partner (and fabulous hostess) what the word was she said "So, why didn't you draw a cheese grater" - yeh, I dunno, next time I'll try using that strategy in the game.
Hey, check it out, the Dodgers were winning, and can you believe it's tied now? shocking.
Plane takes off at 8:30 in the morning... fingers crossed that all goes smoothly!
From 10am to 4:30pm
Holy shit- I am easily impressed with technology BUT the new parking system at Century City is awesome!
I wonder why container store would open at 9 when the other stores don't open till 10
Clearly the employees wonder why they open at 10 also. I appreciate a loose atmosphere but when you're open to the public stop acting like fools.
I always wondered how you can have a medium and not have a small. Medium, large and xlarge doesn't make sense to me
McCain picked a woman? Odd. He's a fool
Man, there's a lot of traffic on Santa Monica bl.
Uhhh why would the Sex and the city book be in the Sociology section?
Last year I got the girls a book called something like What Your Poop is Telling You and I just saw that now they have poop journals and page a day calendars, funny, but maybe poop overkill?
Man, I've been looking for a houndstooth pencil skirt forEVER. Thought I spotted one, it was a jacket
Getting hungry, on my way to breakfast, I've done a lot already today.
Quote o t day: this is how I know I am close to 40, I like the coldplay album
Breakfast w the girls was nice - good to see them. My eggs were cold tho
At the hair salon. Should I read Entertainment Weekly or should I save that one for the plane ride tomorrow?
NOT the quote of the day: "I love your mustache, it's so rad"
I always am terrified that a natural or unnatural disaster will hit Abbott Kinney while I have foils in my hair
Reading entertainment weekly and waiting for a natural disaster - page 47, I really don't like Debra Messing very much. P 50-Hamlet 2? What was Hamlet 1? Desperate Housewives skips ahead 5 years? Dumb
Getting sleepy sitting here.
These flip-flops are kinda hurting my feet. I was planning on wearing them all next week, might have to rethink that plan
On my way home. Lots of brown in my hair - the girl said "call me if you feel like an anchor woman"
Fantastic then.
No more errands! Fun time!
Best comment on Biden so far.
btw - you should totally be reading LAist . . . or if you made the mistake of not living in LA and have your own ist you should be reading it.
Where can I buy some perspective?
"What's the most romantic thing you have done for someone?"
srsly? you.have.got.to.be.FUCKING.kidding.me.
talk about kicking a girl when she has no reason to be down. I am pretty sure I have never met a person as unromantic as I am. bah. what the fuck I say, what.the.fuck. Maybe tomorrow's topic can be "write about the last 4-course meal you prepared for your husband" or "how did it feel the first time you changed your oil" or "write that first Iron Man triathlon you finished."
Anyway, I have a fantastic husband, a new kitty, two old, fat lazy and awesome cats, a pretty sweet job and live in the best city anywhere with the best friends a girl could ask for so fuck off live journal, I don't have to justify my OCD, ADD, unromantic, unchallenged self to you assholes.
Where was that to-do list?
I am just so tired lately. I know that the people say it's myth that you can't really catch up on sleep but I really feel like 15 straight hours of REM sleep would be exactly what I need.
I need to go find my to-do list and find some motivation.
Man, my back hurts lately. I went to the gym 4 days in a row and then 4 days of back pain. Monday, I'm going back. Really. If I am going to look anything like Joan Jett in 15 years (and not 14 thank you very much) I really need to get cracking.
Work is wearing me out. Next few weeks are going to be interesting. And in two weeks I'm leaving for a week - man, that was a terrible idea. It'll be fun. Stressful though to be gone a week.
This will be a good weekend, Imax, Pool party, Gangi (maybe), and a new edition to the Vaughn household on trial. Should be interesting. And exhausting. Is 6:20 too early for dinner?
I put two holes in my new favorite t-shirt today. Bummer.
this Family Guy episode I am watching is kinda lame.
Joan Jett doesn't have a great website.
But she puts on an awesome show!
Starving.
Dust 1, Cindy 0
I went and gave the only 4 people that should care a piece of my swollen-eyed mind and yeh, I don't know if they really cared, but I think they should. This sucks ass. I wonder if I can expense the $45 office visit and $25 eye drops. I love my job, but for fuck's sake, a girl with allergies can really only take so much y'know.
thanks for listening. I have to go and google "ways to win at pictionary when you're playing against actual artists"
Still? Really? Things that make me say "Still? Really?"
Apologies in advance if you support these things in any way. This is my list - you can make your own list and put Crow tattoos in position numero one.
Things I think are sort of tired and don't really need to see/hear/smell anymore....
- Smoking. sorry to any friends that smoke. It doesn't bother me when you do it. Only when randoms are reeky
- seeing the rendering of a proposed NFL stadium in LA and/or listening to people debate about it. How many years do we need to do this... get your shit together, figure it out. Everyone knows that there needs to be a team here and I don't care where they play cause I'm probably never gonna go - and I don't care if it's a relocated team or a new team cause they're gonna suck anyway like all other LA teams (except the Lakers). So just make it happen so we can stop being a Raiders city staring lovingly at renderings. booyah.
- "staycations" --- for fuck's suck. why does something need a name before people think it's a good idea.
- complaining about real estate and gas prices. yeh - we know. they suck
- Pepsi
- U2 - I just read they have a new album this year... seriously? wasn't it just like 6 months ago that we had to see their mugs everywhere and hear the hype about the stupid ipod...So basically we're gonna go from the overplayed Coldplay (see below) ipod commericial to another U2 commercial. ARGH. yay for TiVo. And remotes so I can change the channel.
- midriffs - unless you're 12.
- belly button piercings
- white shoes - duh. white pants are a close second
- The Sundays/Coldplay. Are you happy Chris Martin - you are now on par with the Sundays in my head! Sure, you're probaby not on Muzak yet - but it's only a matter of time before a last minute and only in extreme desperation induced trip to my local drugstore forces me to hear one of your ear piercing songs. (Sundays heard 6/18 11:35 am Bed Bath and Beyond, Sepulveda)
this is an ongoing list - updates will be in bold.
Never forget...
I really want this t-shirt
http://www.gama-go.com/product.php?productid=16610&cat=270&page=1
3 day week?
hmmmm. curious. I read the FAQs and "why we think the week is only 3 days long" isn't listed...
This was though: "If your post doesn't appear after 5 days, please re-submit it" --- yeh, I dunno. I think that's funny.
*Via Spiga Lion, black, size 10 in case you see it online - thx
All I need is 20 ounces of burnt coffee and I'll be fine
One of em doesn't want to go to jury duty, the other tells her she could get out of it, surely it's a financial hardship, unless she has to show her tax returns and then she can't claim that.
The 41 olympic swimmer has a great body and dedication and two kids
She still doesn't wanna go to jury duty, it's still a hardship
Jury duty woman woke up at 9(gasping, literally) on saturday to see The Dark Knight - except she called it Batman -and it was sold out till Wednesday - discussion about Imax and disappointment and yes it's on lots of screens but only one Imax - don't worry they bought tickets for Wednesday
"It's like a cave in here"
"Who took my pen that has my name on it, I'm sure it wasn't you"
"It was probably me"
Shuffle papers, open drawers, shuffle crap, close drawers
"Where is my pen"
Whispering (probably about the cranky girl in the waiting room so rudely typing away with her thumbs instead of engaging in the Imax convo)
Now they've settled down and are quiet, yay, peace and quiet for my sleepy self - how do I get the worldwide no chitchat before 10am law put in place?
HEY- overly tanned guy in shorts, a tucked buttonup and flip flops got called before me! I should be called first just for having to endure nonsensical discussions, nevermind that I was actually here first.
Wow- I am really tired.
it's 3:30, do you know what your sprinklers are doing
2:53:30 AM I never did fully understand the X-Files
2:54:10 AM Scully’s hair looks a little fried, but her eyebrows look great
2:54:39 AM I wonder if the sprinklers always go off at 2;30am
2:57:15 AM If I want to beat anyone at Scrabulous I probably should not try and play now
2:58:07 AM Man, I don’t know, The Closer looks terrible
2:59:29 AM I agree with Andy on the whole push to talk thing
3:00:05 AM oh snap, it’s an X-Files marathon
3:01:50 AM that guy just pulled out his heart, ow
3:06:35 AM I turned down the volume so Guy wouldn’t wake up, but now I can’t hear it. Hmmph
3:08:06 AM another dude lost his heart
3:08:21 AM someone downstairs just made a loud crash and now the dog is barking. How do we sleep thru this every night?
3:09:15 AM the commercials are so random…. I kinda get RLS medication, but yogurt?
3:09:53 AM dog still barking
3:10:24 AM eharmony – that totally makes sense
3:10:36 AM I think someone is doing donuts down in the garage
3:10:57 AM the pedi egg is the most disgusting invention ever
3:14:39 AM seriously, what is going on in the garage
3:21:18 AM PGA – Tiger = don’t care
3:25:11 AM Saving Grace doesn’t look good either
3:25:55 AM oy, only 32% X-Files on Rotten Tomatoes, that’s too bad
3:26:26 AM wow, this episode is really boring. I wonder if it would be better if I could hear it
3:27:02 AM I really need to try and fall asleep
Early!
Damn hotel alarm went off at 5. I think hotel staff does that on purpose to play a cruel joke on us. I mean I would totally do that if I worked in a hotel.
And couldn't sleep well, different bed and all.
And so only really got like 5 hours of sleep, which is mos def not enough.
And starving.
And gunna be late for breakfast.
But having a pretty fun time.
But it's gunna be a long day.
Bye.
wow, i'm really dumb sometimes.
So, I use the handy dandy Google Reader to keep up with my daily blogs
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. right.
link.
Right Now!
- i am STOKED over getting the news about a new TVOTR cd- FINALLY! even though honestly I am still not tired of the last one
- can hear Guy making dinner and am flip flopping between feeling like the luckiest girl alive and guilty cause i'm in here fuckin around
- thinks picasa rules, and really only needs it to be wireless to make me that much happier
- i kinda sorta kinda want an iphone. don't tell Guy. i love gadgets. and their apps look awesome. gonna try and wait it out to see what BlackBerry comes up with. damnit.
- i have 1 night till i have to geek out with the nerds and am sooooo overwhelmed with shit i need to do at work and home. bah.
- loves the Dodgers right now. 12-2 in the 4th. hah! (err, not loving the error just now...might just want to delete number 6 before I even publish this---BAH, 12-3)
- feels bad that Guy has to go to jury duty tomorrow but thinks the plan of wearing one of my t-shirts, reading Are You There God, It's Me Margaret, while carrying a disposable camera in one hand and an oversized rubber ducky with a rainhat in the other hand should be a good way to not get placed on a jury
- realizes that she's writing these the same way she writes her Facebook status and that needs to stop
THIS is what Muzak should sound like!
A Tribe Called Quest (awesome way to start)
Placebo
Gossip (My new favorite)
Outkast
Black Keys
Headcoats
Marcy Playground
The Hives (note to self, delete the Hives)
Arab strap
Sts9
Jeremy Jay
Galaxie 500
Oasis (see The Hives above, unless it's Definitely Maybe)
Doves (booooring, sorry fans of Doves)
Converge (mmmm, I don't know... Andy suggested this one - better for when I am angry at work I think)
Kiss (oh - we're almost done and this is a perfect way to end, shutting down)
A day with Coop and Poub
Guy was outta town last week for Cooper's birthday party and so The Clough's invited us over so that Guy could experience some of the most delish carne asada and I could take pics of the baby and the cat.
and a link: http://picasaweb.google.com/cindymvaughn/CooperAtHome
Cooper turns 1!
here's the link, in case the slideshow no worky worky for you http://picasaweb.google.com/cindymvaughn/CooperSFirstBirthdayParty
music
I need to hurry and log off though because
Yes, I take requests
KR asks me:
I don’t know how you feel about potty humor but I really think you need to take a picture of the flush the toilet completely signs in the bathroom and put it on your blog thing. Wondering if any other company has to tell their adult employees to please not leave their business hanging out for others to witness.
yes, I often wonder the same thing. And I have a feeling is the answer is "yes." People are just disgusting. I mean public bathrooms are sooo nasty when you think about it, which I, obviously, try not to. Anyone who wears their shoes inside their home (which we Vaughns do btw) is basically letting a stranger pee/poo/piss/shit in their bed. Think about it - you walk in the bathroom and there is always something nasty on the floor and you walk in it, then you walk in your house with your shoes on, then you walk in your house barefoot, picking up all the nastiest that your shoes left and then you get in bed with Joe Randumb's insides stuck to your feet and rubbing off on your sheets. gross.
We actually had a different problem at the office not so long ago that required a note that said something about discarding your feminine products in the bins provided and they didn't mean instead of the toilet, they meant instead of leaving it on the seat for the next person - this was actually happening A LOT at work - and it started suddenly, so I think it was being done maliciously by someone who was just mad at someone. gross.
gross.
To Do
- clean out closet, hallway closet, hallway shelves, then...
- drop off stuff at Out of the Closet
- make Fla and TX photo albums
- oh maybe I'll think about a new paint color in the bathroom
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old news:
Update: It's Sunday and I feel pretty good about what I accomplished this week!
Update: It's Thursday. totally getting shit done.
Update: It's Wednesday and I did nothing today. Well I had lunch with Guy. that's TOTALLY something, but it's not on the list. oh - wait... look, it magically appeared!
Update: It's Tuesday and I cleaned the desk. yay.
Update: It's Monday and I didn't do anything on my list today but I realized that I also have Thursday since Guy isn't fortunate enough to have a 4 day weekend.
So I may be sitting on the couch right now and maybe I didn't do anything today and maybe I won't do anything tomorrow but starting Monday you better believe shit is getting done! I took next week off work just to get caught up on stuff at home - so that means I have Mon, Tue and Wed before the long holiday weekend where I won't do anything except eat and drink.








